Hold onto your butts! The makers of The Fart Pedal, the groundbreaking stompbox that transformed guitars into musical wind instruments, have unleashed their magnum opus: Fart Pedal Number Two.
Fart Pedal Number Two
This isn’t just a sequel, it’s a seismic shift in the world of gaseous guitar effects. Think of it as the difference between a polite cough and a full-blown, room-clearing explosion.
Part Deux
Fart Pedal Number Two boasts a slew of features that will leave your audience gasping for air (and maybe clutching their noses). Real-time pitch tracking ensures that every note you play is translated into a perfectly synchronized symphony of sonic flatulence.
No more embarrassing squeaks and honks – just pure, unadulterated musical methane.
But wait, there’s more! A revolutionary new blend mode allows you to seamlessly integrate your pristine guitar tone with the glorious cacophony of digital droppings.
So, you can shred like a rock god while simultaneously unleashing a torrent of toxic tunes.
Brown Sound
And let’s not forget the classic Wet/Dry switch, now reimagined for maximum flatulence. Choose between “dry bompers” for that subtle, room-clearing effect or “juicy sploots” to unleash a tidal wave of auditory excrement.
It’s a different way to get that Brown Sound we all know and love.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Fart Pedal Number Two is incredibly versatile, compatible with a wide range of instruments, including basses, electric-acoustic guitars, and even those experimental theremins you keep hidden in the closet.
“The original Fart Pedal was a groundbreaking achievement in fart fidelity,” declared the creators. “Fart Pedal 2.0 takes it to the next level, with twice the knobs, twice the switches, and ten times the splooty blompers. It’s the only pedal you’ll ever need to truly unleash your inner gas giant.”
Fart Pedal 2.0 will make its debut at the upcoming NAMM 2025, where you can witness its glory in the deepest, darkest bowels of Hall D at booth #3644.
Prepare to be amazed, disgusted, and utterly bewildered.
