Alright, guitar fanatics and purveyors of sonic sludge! Get ready to have your eardrums pulverized with excitement because we here at Guitar Bomb have just received intel that will shake the foundations of your doom-laden riffs!
DigiTech Does It Doom
Yes, you read that right. The legendary DigiTech Whammy Pedal, the very tool that has graced the stages of countless guitar heroes (and villains!), has undergone a radical transformation. Forget your subtle pitch bends and shimmering harmonies (well, mostly). This new beast is designed to inject pure, unadulterated DOOM into your sonic arsenal.
Imagine this: You’re locked in a crushing, slow-motion riff that makes tectonic plates shift. Suddenly, with a flick of your foot, you unleash a chordal dive bomb so low and so devastating that it makes the earth groan in sympathetic resonance.
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Into The Abyss!
Oh no, my friends. This pedal, in collaboration with the very spirit of the Does It Doom website (we can only assume a clandestine meeting involving copious amounts of fuzz and questionable coffee took place), has been engineered to:
- Bend Entire Chords into the Abyss: Forget your delicate minor seconds. We’re talking whole universe-step dives that will make your amp weep tears of pure, distorted agony. Imagine a power chord plummeting into the sonic depths, dragging all your other instruments with it.
- Execute Classic Single Note Bends… But Heavier: Remember those soaring bends that defined classic rock? Well, now they’re back, but with the weight of a thousand suns. Think less “angelic wail” and more “cosmic entity being crushed under its own gravitational pull.”
- New “Stoner Sludge Shift” Mode: This innovative setting introduces a unique, unpredictable pitch modulation that mimics the feeling of being utterly, gloriously stoned while your amp is on the verge of imploding. Expect warbling, detuned chaos that somehow still manages to groove.
- Built-in Fuzz and Overdrive: Why bend when you can bend with mountains of gain? The “Does It Doom?!” Whammy is equipped with a built-in fuzz and overdrive circuit, meticulously voiced to perfectly complement the crushing low-end frequencies beloved by doom enthusiasts.
Disaster Area
The legendary Disaster Area, fronted by the enigmatic Hotblack Desiato, generally regarded as the loudest noise of any kind at all, have thrown their considerable weight behind a new pedal designed to push the boundaries of sonic devastation!
Imagine this: You’re locked in a riff so dense and heavy it could collapse a black hole.
Now, with a flick of your foot, you unleash a chordal dive bomb so profound it could make the Heart of Gold’s improbability drive malfunction.
DOOM!!! Mode
We envision a world where every doom band has one strapped to their pedalboard, unleashing sonic tidal waves of pitch-shifted misery.
Imagine the riffs! Imagine the sheer, glorious heaviness!
DigiTech Does It Doom Limited Edition – MSRP – $666
